Saturday, January 28, 2012

Boko Haram Threatens Fresh Attacks, Reject Talk With President Goodluck

But seriously tho, why can't these people be nice, yea nice I mean and I refer to #BokoHaram. These killings are unnneccasry, uncalled for and only demented minds would go on the way this group has gone.. Its just not fair that innocent people or anybody at all have to lose their lives in such shallow propaganda. #iSad.. Forty-eight hours after offering the prospects of talks with the Boko Haram group

Gayle King Denies Oprah is Blue Ivy Carter's Godmother

Oprah's best friend, Gayle King has put an end to rumours that Beyonce and Jay-Z have chosen Oprah Winfrey as godmother to their newborn daughter Blue Ivy. Reports claim that the first time parents had decided against choosing family members as godparents, and instead elected close friend Oprah and Jay’s best friend Ty Ty.

Olu Mainatain Stars Popular American Video Chick In New Video, NAWTI

Natalie Nunn, American video chick and reality star tweeted about her feature in Olu Maintain's new video NAWTI, which debuted on MTV Base today. Well, I saw it, its smoking nitooto.. Watch video after the skip...

Asa Covers TW MAgazine: BLONDE!, Bold & Beautiful

#iLike, #iLove, #iCrave this new look.. The soul sister got this right..

Boko Haram: Actress Halima Abubakar Moves Family From Kano

"Wit a heavy heart, I and my family r leaving Kano..God knows best."- Halima

The actress and her family have lived in the northern state of Kano all their lives, they even have businesses there but because of insecurity in the north, and especially after the multiple bomb blasts last week, which I hear came close to home, the actress has decided to relocate her family.

'Debt Stories Are All Lies' Says Nollywood Producer, Tchidi Chikere

Ace and celebrated multiple award winning movie director, writer, producer and actor has responded to those peddling the story currently circulating on the internet that he is in a 5 million naira debt as low life failures looking to achieve cheap publicity using his name.

Benefits of Sex..

I lifted this from a social network, I thought I would share cos I find it very interesting noni :D

Did you know that we can determine if a person is sexually active or not by looking at his/her skin ?
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amounts of estrogen which makes her hair shiny and soft.

Controversial Actress, Anita Joseph to Drop Gospel Songs

Nollywood actress, Anita Joseph is rated among the very professional actresses that Nollywood has ever produced. This is because she is always thorough in her role interpretation and gives everything it demands to do a nice job.

Friday, January 27, 2012

The Spinsters And The House Maid Jokes

My ribs have all cracked from this nitooto..

Dear Bachelors, we don't want KFC, Sharwama, Perfumes or Chocolates, we don't want Ipad, Iphone & BlackBerry this coming Valentine's Day, February 14. What we want is a VISIT to our PARENTS.. SHIKENA!!! Sincerely Yours, Sprinters
Read more joke after the cut..

Fuel Subsidy Probe: Excerpts. This Would Have Been Funny..

Excerpts of the interviews on the ongoing probe into the fuel subsidy issue.
Fuel subsidy Probe:

Farouk Lawan: What is Nigeria’s daily fuel consumption?
Diezieni: 52million Liters
NNPC: 35m liters

A Must Read: The Big Beautiful Girl That Crapped Her Pants

One of those days, you're stuck in the traffic, in a commercial bus. It's hot, you're bored, it's smelly. The whole city stinks anyway. I had one of those one Tuesday morning. Gee, was I bored? I looked up, side ways and behind. There was this really flashy, yellow big chick in front of me with big hair. She was very noticeable. So big, I could barely see how long the traffic was in the front. So well, my eyes wandered, I looked down and there it was. It was yellowish brown, with funny patterns.

What Michele Obama Said That Gets You Thinking..

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Photo of the Day: Do You Agree?

Jameelah Umeh is a model, she's a Nigerian. A friend of mine sent me a few of her pictures, I decided to share a couple of them as my 'Photos of the Week'. So, what y'all think? What do you rate her on a scale of 1-10.. BTW, be nice please. I know she's one fine girl sha.. Wink

Great New: Stella Damascus Offers 3 Months Free Acting & Singing Training

Great stuff, Stella Damasus Arts Foundation is back again. Its a 3 months free training for people who want to improve their acting and singing skills. To be a part of this, the Stella Damasus Arts Foundation (SDAF), you can get forms for FREE from designated places in Lagos.

Gunmen Killed 15 Village Traders In Zamfara

After reading this story, I wonder why the perpetrators of these dastardly acts are reffered to as robbers.. Do you follow friends? I mean, like seriously? What did they rob? The report here is  they maimed and killed, so where exactly did robbing come in..? Lets call a spade a spade jere, this is one act of terror on innocent people.. Simples. Okies, I'll let you read full story now : )

Gunmen have killed 15 village traders returning from a market at night and set their bodies ablaze in Zamfara state, a local police chief said on Friday.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Ice-T: Hillary Clinton Be First Woman President

PARK CITY, Utah — Regardless of the outcome of the presidential primaries, Ice-T already has his mind made up about the forthcoming election. The rapper and actor, who is making his directorial debut at the Sundance Film Festival with the documentary "Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap," says he expects President Barack Obama to be re-elected. After that, he predicts Hillary Clinton will be the next president.

Ubins, The FARAWE Crooner Has Done It Again!

In 2009 a street anthem was dropped which took over the airwaves, topped most charts in all radio stations across different states in Nigeria, Lagos, Abuja, Enugu, Port Harcort, Osun, Delta, Benin, and several other states, and also internationally. So much attention was drawn by this song titled FARAWE by UBINS a single that fetched the artiste awards from different parts of the country.

Oprah Is The Godmother Of Beyonce & Jay-Z’s Baby Blue Ivy

Blue Ivy's going to have the most powerful woman in the world as her godmother! Who better to be the godmother to the baby of power couple Beyonce and Jay Z than Oprah? A source revealed to that Beyonce and Jay-Z have picked Oprah to be little Blue Ivy's godmother because she’s become a close, personal pair to the pair.

Well, all I can say is WOW!!! Wonder how Solange or Kelly Rolland must be feeling now huh? Wink

I Won't Stay On As Secretary of State If Obama Is Re-Elected - Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told State Department employees Thursday that she will not stay on in the job if President Obama wins re-election, saying that she is ready to step off 'the high wire of American politics,".. Aaawwww

Disclaimer: Former Governor Tinubu's Phone Has Been Hacked

Please, pls, pls don't ask me what's your business with this, I saw this on a news report and had to share here noni :D, read full gist..

Former Lagos State governor, Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu, yesterday, alerted that his phone had been hacked into. A statement by his media office said: “It has come to our attention that a telephone number belonging to Asiwaju Tinubu has been compromised. Someone had hacked into it with access into the contacts stored on the phone

FLASH: Nigerian Goverment Cannot Crush Or Overpower Us - Boko Haram

The leadership of Boko Haram Abubakar Shekau says on YouTube that it was soldiers and the police that killed Muslims in last week’s attacks in Kano. In the 41 minute clip posted online earlier today, Jama’atu Jama’atu Ahli Sunna lid Da’awati wal Jihad, widely known as Boko Haram, says that the group's target in Kano were the security agencies and non-Muslims.

Photo of the Day: Michelle and Barack Obama

Wow! Lesson in life: Stick to your man through thick and thin cos you don't know what he will become.. To see their wedding picture continue here --->>

Boko Haram Must Show Its Face, Make Demands - GEJ

President Goodluck Jonathan has challenged the violent Islamist Boko Haram sect on Thursday to identify themselves and state clearly their demands as a basis for talks, while acknowledging that military confrontation alone will not end their insurgency.

In an interview with Reuters at the presidential villa in the capital Abuja, Jonathan said there was no doubt that Boko Haram had links with other jihadist groups outside Nigeria.

African Diaspora Marketplace (ADM)

I came across this and thought I would share:

The United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and Western Union  have launched a second African Diaspora Marketplace (ADM). The ADM encourages sustainable economic growth and employment by supporting U.S.-based African Diaspora entrepreneurs with innovative and high-impact ideas for start-up and established businesses in Africa.

Morgan Freeman To Marry His Step-Granddaughter

A few weeks ago, a disturbing story broke that Morgan Freeman was maintaining a 10-year relationship with his step-granddaughter with whom he had a questionable sexual encounter when she was young. Yes, they are not related through blood, but Freeman is 72 and E'Dena Hines is now 27,

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Hollywood Stars to Star In Adaptation Of Chimamanda Ngozi Adchie's Bestseller 'Half Of A Yellow Sun'

Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dominic Cooper & Thandie Newton to star

Screen Daily reports that producers Andrea Calderwood ("The Last King of Scotland," "Generation Kill") and Gail Egan ("Happy-Go-Lucky," "The Constant Gardener") have fully financed, thanks to help from both Nigerian private equity and the British Film Instute, their adaptation of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's bestselling novel "Half of a Yellow Sun." The novel, which won the Orange Prize for Fiction in 2007

Call for Application: Youth Employability Program

Development Alternatives and Resource Center (DARC) is organizing a Complete Cycle Program, an Employability program designed by DARC and Clinton Associates (UK) to increase the employability of Nigerian graduates by exposing them to the requirements and challenges of the job market.

Abuja Banker, Victoria Johnson killed by husband over money

A little over a month after she got married, Victoria Johnson, a staff of a savings and loans bank in Abuja was murdered by a man she had only been married to for just a month.
According to what late Victoria's sister told the police, Victoria had collected money from a customer from the bank meant to be deposited in her bank, but her taxi driver husband, who was at the time her boyfriend, asked to borrow the money. She gave it to him. Many months after he borrowed it, he refused to pay back, giving one excuse or the other.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

You Lazy (Intellectual) African Scum! - Written by Field Ruwe

You know, before you read this, I must warn you that its a very long article, but its very thought provoking, you want to create time for it.. Share with friends until it gets to someone in government.. There's alot of lesson to be learnt from this.. #happyReading  :D

They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations.

Video Premier: Chidinma - Kedike

Chidinma one of the most promising divas in the industry and the Project Fame West Africa Season 3 Winner drops a video for her single released late last year. Please post your rating..

My Photos Of The Week: Meet Emily Bustamante, Love And Hip Hop

This picture was featured in Kontrol Magazine, US.. See more after the cut.. #iLove

Meet My All-Time Fav Girls On US tv: The Cast Of Love And Hip Hop

Someone said these girls are the most talked about female crew on television, #iAgree. my favourite girl will be Christy (3rd left), CRAZY, down-to-earth, fine gerl.. If you follow the #LoveAndHipHop series, you would understand. I think they are all cool, fighting for relevance and their own space, well can't blame them. Emily and Olivia, 2nd right and 3rd right respectively are my next fav girls on the show. I love me some Somaya too, 1st right, while I tolerate Kimbella 2nd left and Yandy, 1st left. All in all, these girls have hustle, they are great. #OkBye

PS: I chose not to pick calls whenever the show is on, close friends of mine know not to call me when the show is on.. Wink

Khloe Kardashian’s Father Revealed

BTW, Kardashian by blood or not, Khloe is my fav girl in that family.. she comes across as cool, calm, reasonable, successful in marriage and of course HUMAN unlike you know who : )
An interesting twist to the Kardashian saga… Although a lot of what you see nowadays on reality TV is fake, the latest scandal to hit the Kardashian clan may be very real.

Do Men Need Women More Than Women Need Men?

Pic: Campaign Against Violence/
Do men need women more than women need men? Do you think men will become obsolete? Lol right? Well, I saw a group of women on tv discussing this, I'm more than curious myself.. So, what could make men so unattractive to women?

Introducing Nollywood Movie Streaming Platform,

WOW! Great stuff here

Nollywood movie streaming platform, has just hit the 100,000 user mark since launching on December 1, 2011.

With this stats, it means that iROKOtv adds about 1800 users on average per day. Also, a total of over 1 million hours has been spent watching movies

Child No. 6 For 2Face

Those who believed pop icon, Innocent Idibia, popularly called 2face, when he told the world he was no longer sexually involved with the three ladies who have kids for him may have been fooled as one of them is carrying his baby number six.

Pero Adeniyi, who has two of Idibia’s five children, is heavily pregnant with a third and may put to bed in March this year.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Man Marries Dead Girlfriend In Joint Funeral & Wedding Ceremony

Man from Thailand recently married his dead girlfriend in a bizarre wedding ceremony that also doubled as a funeral for the young bride. Chadil Deffy, placed a ring on the finger of Sarinya “Anne” Kamsook, his girlfriend of 10 years, during the ceremony in Thailand’s Surin province.

The couple had planned to get married but Kamsook unexpectedly died in an accident before the couple could set a date. Deffy felt like he hadn’t treated his girlfriend well enough in life and wanted to make it up to her. So in front of friends and family, he placed a ring on Kamsook’s dead finger and vowed to love her the rest of his life. Kamsook was buried immediately after the wedding.


Toke Makinwa, Tosyn Bucknor & Oreka Godis for 3LiveChicks

3LiveChicks (@3LiveChicks on twitter) is a new production by Flytime Entertainment. 3LiveChicks is made up of Toke Makinwa (93.7FM), Tosyn Bucknor (90.9FM) and Oreka Godis (former Beat 99.9FM).

It is a talk show with pizazz - it features interviews with a variety of celebrities, socialites and lesser known guests. 3LiveChicks brings cutting edge daytime tv entertainment to your laptop. Yes, laptop as the show will be launching online and can be viewed from any part of the world. It will also be available on TV stations.

Coming soon!

Why Do People Turn God Into a Las Vegas Betting Machine? - Jesse Adeniji

Why do people turn God into a Las Vegas betting machine? Every issue of life in Nigeria eventually turns to 'Let's Pray'.  

Ok, let's apply some logic to this. We have been praying since 1960. In fact, we have built the biggest churches. But while we were playing the praying game, countries with little or no regard for prayer have gone on to build better and bigger economies.