Dear Bachelors, we don't want KFC, Sharwama, Perfumes or Chocolates, we don't want Ipad, Iphone & BlackBerry this coming Valentine's Day, February 14. What we want is a VISIT to our PARENTS.. SHIKENA!!! Sincerely Yours, Sprinters
Read more joke after the cut.. I went with a friend to visit her boyfriend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked
MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: How do u want it, black or white?
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abtout dhe tea, just give me a glass of water.
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?