Hilarious: JAMB Held Today In Nigeria, The Released Expo Questions

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?

2. How many times have you written this exam?

3.At what age did GEJ started wearing shoe?

4.Which Nigerian artist now wash cars in Kanye West garage?

5.What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?

6.Complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy.
A. axe
B. hask
C. ask

7.Each of the following causes death except .. Continue after the jump
A. Mouth Odour
B. Armpit Intoxication
C. Rat poison
D. Boko Haram

8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??

9.What’s a Toilet To Ladies?
A. Convenience
B. Photo Studio

10.Who poured water inside CoConut??

11.What is the past tense of BROKE?

12. What is the relationship between fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?

13. Why do Nigerians look forward to the First Lady, Dame Patience's?

*Wide grin*