1. "Is that it?" (Erm..)2. "Did you pay that bill?" (Sound question if you ask me.. Winks)
If you’re thinking about finances in the middle of sex, you’re definitely not enjoying yourself – no question. He will instantly feel that he’s failed you.
3. "Stop sweating on me!"
Nobody wants to sleep with a diva. If you want to get hot and heavy without getting hot and
sweaty something’s wrong.
4. “What did you eat for dinner?”
You know this is really just a nice way of saying “baby your breath stinks”, and trust us, he’ll know it too. Unless you want him to stop kissing you altogether, this is one thought you should keep to yourself.
5. "It could be better!" (Lol)
In the heat of the moment, a man will undoubtedly ask you at least once if you’re enjoying the experience. This is not the time to crush his ego. If you’re truly not satisfied, save your opinions for a conversation when you’re both wearing clothes okay?
6. "Hold on, let me get that!"
If the sex is great, you shouldn’t even realize the phone is ringing, never mind want to answer it. Think about it. How would you feel if he stopped to grab his phone? Exactly!
7. "Are you done yet?" (Eww!)
Translation: “I didn’t want to do this anyway, so can you hurry up and finish already.” This is what we like to call an instant mood killer.
8. “You used to be better at that.” (Coughs)
Again, no one is great in bed all the time. How would you feel if he said this to you? This will make your lover instantly insecure, which can create a problem that will carry over to the next time, and the time after that. Be kind!
9. “Oh [name that’s not his]!”
Never mind how obviously inappropriate this would be, if you can’t remember who you’re sleeping with, you shouldn’t be sleeping with anyone at all. (eyes rolling)
10. “Are you sure the kids are sleeping?”
No man, or woman for that matter, will want their blissful sex thoughts interrupted by thoughts of their kids. Check on this beforehand, and be sure the coast is clear.
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