BERRYKISS INSPIRES: January 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Nigeria: Vanguards for the Protection of Muslims in Black Africa' Forms to Tackle Boko Haram

There are indications that an ideological feud within the rank and file of the Boko Haram sect may have led to a breakaway faction. The new outfit calls itself ‘Ansaru.’

Apparently, the new Blackberry Porsche is set to be sold at a sum equivalent of N380,000.. Like seriously ehn? Well, here's what somone has to say, copied from Facebook..
(1). Does it download food?

(2). Does it fly?

Advisory: Don't put yourself out there by taking undignifying photos if you don't want them popping up over the internet, Do Not Take No Nude Pictures to start with, like wharrahell? ! *eyes rolling* BTW, I chose not to share the said nude shot of the actress, I accept her word that this was all a mistake, they had no business being seen by any 3rd party(ies). Becareful what you do in private with any guy, your boyfriend regardless. Continue to read story

The family of Hamza Al-Mustapha, the Chief Security Officer to the late Head of State General Sani Abacha has said that Monday’s ruling by a Lagos High court that Al-Mustapha must die by hanging for the murder of Hajia Kudirat Abiola is a temporary setback.“We strongly believe in the judiciary as the last hope of the common man, but I must confess to you that we are shocked by this ruling.

Cassava Bread : )

The Senate, yesterday queried the Presidency over N1.3 billion budgeted for food stuffs and refreshment, including the purchase of computers and furniture, describing it as outrageous. Out of N1.3billion, N293 million was set aside for refreshment, N500 million for food stuffs, N265 million for computers and N295 million for furniture for no specific office.

Well, what can anyone say ehn?!? A high court in Lagos has rendered the first marriage of star actress Stephanie Okereke to footballer Chikelue Iloanusi, null and void. The judge told the actress who had gone to court to divorce Chikelu, that the marriage never existed, so she can't seek a divorce, only an annulment. According to the judge, the marriage between Stephanie and Chikelue wasn't valid because at the time they got married, Chikelu was legally married to another woman in the US.

"I need to touch, to be touched, to feel safe inside. I want to be made love to all the time. Eat, sleep, act, make love." Simples.. Well, the 'simples' part is my addition but that's what Paz de la Heuerta said, she's generally known as one of Hollywood's newest bad gerlz.. Wink

Sophia Vergara, Columbian is America's Most Desirable Woman of 2012

Just so you don't know her, I can tell you Sophia deserves this rating. She's unarguably one of the funniest personalities on American TV.. I heart her!!! Sophia Vergara, 39yr old 'Modern Family' star beats Victoria's Secrets Miranda Kerr, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj as #1 on AskMen magazine's annual list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women. Perennial favorites like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were

Anthony Cardinal Olubunmi Okogie ill, Flown Abroad

Awww, get well sir. Cardinal Okogie is one of Nigeria's MOG that I respect.. and I respect only very few of them really.. 76 year old Catholic Archbishop of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie was flown to India some days ago for medical treatment, for an undisclosed ailment. The cardinal couldn't walk for days as a result of swollen legs before he was flown abroad to receive treatment.

National Sports Commission Spent 1.2 M to Open Facebook Account

Well, well, wee!!! Werrin we no go hear for obodo Naija ehn

The Director General of the National Sports Commission (NSC), Chief Patrick Ekeji is reportedly being summoned by the House of Representatives over the Commission’s expenditures, including N1.2 million for a Facebook account.

He named his yacht S.S Tits.
He keeps a harem of around 40 women, paying as much as $20k for two week stints arranged through his team of "casting" associates.
He purchased several sculptured fountain pens featuring nude women on the lid and nude

"This is a day of shame for us all....shame on you nigeria....Al-mustapha and other innocent men will not die....they will live. Insha Allah...the treachery and conspiracy against Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan will fail. When your man Obj was there for eight years you did not get a conviction...Umar Musa Yar'Adua you did not get a conviction....Shame on you...your conspiracy will fail."- Mujahid Dokubo Asari.

Sahara Reporters to Reuben Abati: You Lied!

Sahara Reporters has replied presidential spokesman, Dr. Reuben abati, that it lied in a report it carried that the President, Dr. Goodluck Jonahtna, contrary to his promise of cutting spending on foreign trips, went to the African Union Summit that ended today in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, with a delegation that did not fulfill his pledge.

Lolz, people ehn.. I would have called this #SubsidyFlakes tho. Garri, Epa ati Sugar, nice combo.. How I miss this! Pic via Oshine Oyedeji

Nigeria Police And Boko Haram In Fresh Gun Duel In Kano

A source at the Kano State Police Command has confirmed that some men of the command this evening engaged suspected members of the Boko Haram sect in a gun duel. The Commissioner of Police, Ibrahim Idris when contacted confirmed the incident but said his command will make public the number of casualties and other related issues associated with the attack. This is further confirmed by a friend of mine on facebook, Aminu Mohammad OFS, who stated the following.. "For well over an hour now, security agents and some gunmen have been exchanging shots. Well, I am in a friend's house near by with my entire family and certainly, we are by Allah's Grace safe. Why are some people bent on totally destroying Kano?

"Boko Haram Is A Multi-billion Naira Outfit", Security Source

Several top security personnel in Nigeria have exclusively told SaharaReporters on condition of anonymity that the Jama’atu Ahlis Sunna Lidda’awati wal-Jihad, popularly known as Boko Haram, is multi-billion naira organization.

Arsenal kept its attempt to end a seven-year trophy drought on track Sunday, scoring three times in eight second-half minutes to beat Aston Villa 3-2 and reach the fifth round of the FA Cup. Oose!!! Kudos to my baby Thiery Henry however he played :D

President Yayi Boni Of Benin Republic "Defeats" Nigeria's Jonathan To Become AU Chairman

Via SaharaReporters : The President of Benin republic, Yayi Boni, has been elected as the chairman of the African Union (AU) after a group of West African nations led by Ghana opposed the candidature of Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan.

Via Nation: Former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Prof. Tam David-West, has warned President Goodluck Jonathan against employing the services of foreign agents to battle members of the Boko Haram sect. David-West, posited that such countries would penetrate the country's system and

The ASUU president has stated that he is optimistic the deadlock between it and the Federal Government would be resolved before mid-February. Prof. Ukachukwu Awuzie said the government’s offers to the union being studied by stakeholders.

Danny Roberts photo

I lifted this from Jaguda written by Jummai. Okies, you may now read..
Now I’m sure all the holier than thou peeps are about to get their panties in a bunch just from the title alone, but none the less I’m here to talk about having sex. And doing it on the first date. I’m a 21^st century woman, and I’m a lover of sex. I don’t consider myself an ashawo or

Video: Tunde Kelani's 'Oleku' Movie, Watch Full Video

Ajani, a final year student of the University of Ibadan is seriously looking for a life partner, partly in response to pressures from his mother. He already has a girlfriend, ASAKE, stunningly beautiful but has just met another pretty girl.. Watch video here. All of 104minutes.

Pictures: 9ce's Birthday Performance At Industry Night + Video

Well, judging from the photos you'll find here, this gig was one event anybody shouldn't have missed, az in... More pics --->>

Aaawwww, this is so *embarrazim ehn, az in! According to #MediaTakeOut, the star singer was said to be Leaking like a Faucet.. Hian! Some pi:ples are just unneccessarily wicked sha, as if the embarrassment is not enof.. Sis should endeavor to fix herself up next time, scratch that, next PERIOD! #okBye

Yaaaaaay, one of my BFFs (well, in my dreams) nailed the longest Grand Slam in Final history.. Thanks boo, we nailed it!!! Hehehe.....If you missed this, here's the gist... In one of the most extraordinary finals in Grand Slam history, Novak Djokovic continued his reign atop the game and his mastery of Rafael Nadal

South African Music legend, and UN ambassador, Yvonne Chaka Chaka, on Wednesday January 25th, became the first Africa woman to receive the world Economic forum's Crystal award. She received the award at the Forum's annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland for her fight for freedom and justice in her native country and also for her immense work as a Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF,

Is this dude fine or not? Well, he is nah :D

Meet Dayo Israel, a friend of mine, bla bla bla. I'm sharing his photos cos today is his birthday, and I figure what other way is there to wish him a great one if not on my blog..good thing its not yours abi o.The other reason is to inform all the fine babes out there that dude is single,

Boko Haram Threatens Fresh Attacks, Reject Talk With President Goodluck

But seriously tho, why can't these people be nice, yea nice I mean and I refer to #BokoHaram. These killings are unnneccasry, uncalled for and only demented minds would go on the way this group has gone.. Its just not fair that innocent people or anybody at all have to lose their lives in such shallow propaganda. #iSad.. Forty-eight hours after offering the prospects of talks with the Boko Haram group

Oprah's best friend, Gayle King has put an end to rumours that Beyonce and Jay-Z have chosen Oprah Winfrey as godmother to their newborn daughter Blue Ivy. Reports claim that the first time parents had decided against choosing family members as godparents, and instead elected close friend Oprah and Jay’s best friend Ty Ty.

Natalie Nunn, American video chick and reality star tweeted about her feature in Olu Maintain's new video NAWTI, which debuted on MTV Base today. Well, I saw it, its smoking nitooto.. Watch video after the skip...

#iLike, #iLove, #iCrave this new look.. The soul sister got this right..

Boko Haram: Actress Halima Abubakar Moves Family From Kano

"Wit a heavy heart, I and my family r leaving Kano..God knows best."- Halima

The actress and her family have lived in the northern state of Kano all their lives, they even have businesses there but because of insecurity in the north, and especially after the multiple bomb blasts last week, which I hear came close to home, the actress has decided to relocate her family.

Ace and celebrated multiple award winning movie director, writer, producer and actor has responded to those peddling the story currently circulating on the internet that he is in a 5 million naira debt as low life failures looking to achieve cheap publicity using his name.

I lifted this from a social network, I thought I would share cos I find it very interesting noni :D

Did you know that we can determine if a person is sexually active or not by looking at his/her skin ?
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amounts of estrogen which makes her hair shiny and soft.

Nollywood actress, Anita Joseph is rated among the very professional actresses that Nollywood has ever produced. This is because she is always thorough in her role interpretation and gives everything it demands to do a nice job.

The Spinsters And The House Maid Jokes

My ribs have all cracked from this nitooto..

Dear Bachelors, we don't want KFC, Sharwama, Perfumes or Chocolates, we don't want Ipad, Iphone & BlackBerry this coming Valentine's Day, February 14. What we want is a VISIT to our PARENTS.. SHIKENA!!! Sincerely Yours, Sprinters
Read more joke after the cut..

Excerpts of the interviews on the ongoing probe into the fuel subsidy issue.
Fuel subsidy Probe:

Farouk Lawan: What is Nigeria’s daily fuel consumption?
Diezieni: 52million Liters
NNPC: 35m liters

One of those days, you're stuck in the traffic, in a commercial bus. It's hot, you're bored, it's smelly. The whole city stinks anyway. I had one of those one Tuesday morning. Gee, was I bored? I looked up, side ways and behind. There was this really flashy, yellow big chick in front of me with big hair. She was very noticeable. So big, I could barely see how long the traffic was in the front. So well, my eyes wandered, I looked down and there it was. It was yellowish brown, with funny patterns.

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Jameelah Umeh is a model, she's a Nigerian. A friend of mine sent me a few of her pictures, I decided to share a couple of them as my 'Photos of the Week'. So, what y'all think? What do you rate her on a scale of 1-10.. BTW, be nice please. I know she's one fine girl sha.. Wink

Great stuff, Stella Damasus Arts Foundation is back again. Its a 3 months free training for people who want to improve their acting and singing skills. To be a part of this, the Stella Damasus Arts Foundation (SDAF), you can get forms for FREE from designated places in Lagos.

After reading this story, I wonder why the perpetrators of these dastardly acts are reffered to as robbers.. Do you follow friends? I mean, like seriously? What did they rob? The report here is they maimed and killed, so where exactly did robbing come in..? Lets call a spade a spade jere, this is one act of terror on innocent people.. Simples. Okies, I'll let you read full story now : )

Gunmen have killed 15 village traders returning from a market at night and set their bodies ablaze in Zamfara state, a local police chief said on Friday.

Ice-T: Hillary Clinton Be First Woman President

PARK CITY, Utah — Regardless of the outcome of the presidential primaries, Ice-T already has his mind made up about the forthcoming election. The rapper and actor, who is making his directorial debut at the Sundance Film Festival with the documentary "Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap," says he expects President Barack Obama to be re-elected. After that, he predicts Hillary Clinton will be the next president.

In 2009 a street anthem was dropped which took over the airwaves, topped most charts in all radio stations across different states in Nigeria, Lagos, Abuja, Enugu, Port Harcort, Osun, Delta, Benin, and several other states, and also internationally. So much attention was drawn by this song titled FARAWE by UBINS a single that fetched the artiste awards from different parts of the country.

Blue Ivy's going to have the most powerful woman in the world as her godmother! Who better to be the godmother to the baby of power couple Beyonce and Jay Z than Oprah? A source revealed to MediaTakeOut.com that Beyonce and Jay-Z have picked Oprah to be little Blue Ivy's godmother because she’s become a close, personal pair to the pair.

Well, all I can say is WOW!!! Wonder how Solange or Kelly Rolland must be feeling now huh? Wink

I Won't Stay On As Secretary of State If Obama Is Re-Elected - Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told State Department employees Thursday that she will not stay on in the job if President Obama wins re-election, saying that she is ready to step off 'the high wire of American politics,".. Aaawwww

Please, pls, pls don't ask me what's your business with this, I saw this on a news report and had to share here noni :D, read full gist..

Former Lagos State governor, Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu, yesterday, alerted that his phone had been hacked into. A statement by his media office said: “It has come to our attention that a telephone number belonging to Asiwaju Tinubu has been compromised. Someone had hacked into it with access into the contacts stored on the phone

The leadership of Boko Haram Abubakar Shekau says on YouTube that it was soldiers and the police that killed Muslims in last week’s attacks in Kano. In the 41 minute clip posted online earlier today, Jama’atu Jama’atu Ahli Sunna lid Da’awati wal Jihad, widely known as Boko Haram, says that the group's target in Kano were the security agencies and non-Muslims.

Wow! Lesson in life: Stick to your man through thick and thin cos you don't know what he will become.. To see their wedding picture continue here --->>

President Goodluck Jonathan has challenged the violent Islamist Boko Haram sect on Thursday to identify themselves and state clearly their demands as a basis for talks, while acknowledging that military confrontation alone will not end their insurgency.

In an interview with Reuters at the presidential villa in the capital Abuja, Jonathan said there was no doubt that Boko Haram had links with other jihadist groups outside Nigeria.

I came across this and thought I would share:

The United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and Western Union have launched a second African Diaspora Marketplace (ADM). The ADM encourages sustainable economic growth and employment by supporting U.S.-based African Diaspora entrepreneurs with innovative and high-impact ideas for start-up and established businesses in Africa.

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Several top security personnel in Nigeria have exclusively told SaharaReporters on condition of anonymity that the Jama’atu Ahlis Sunna Lidda’awati wal-Jihad, popularly known as Boko Haram, is multi-billion naira organization.

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